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Oct 09 2008

A Juvenile Delinquent After My Own Heart!

Published by Venus Angell at 3:38 pm under Pic of the Day, Uncategorized Edit This

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72 Responses to “A Juvenile Delinquent After My Own Heart!”

  1. Granton 09 Oct 2008 at 4:48 pm edit this

    What constitutes appropriate disagreement? or non-appropriate disagreement?

  2. Jimmy the Greekon 10 Oct 2008 at 9:47 am edit this

    Say, was the young man written up by Ms. Friedichs/Freedicks?

  3. Jiff Joneson 10 Oct 2008 at 9:54 am edit this

    LOL, that teacher is an idiot and clearly lacks a sense of humor. If that were my kid the teacher issued that to I would show up at the teachers house and shove that detention down their throat!

    Jiff
    www.privacy.de.tc

  4. MIchaelon 10 Oct 2008 at 9:55 am edit this

    @Grant:

    —————————————
    Appropriate Disagreement:
    “No ma’m, I don’t agree. I think…”

    Inappropriate Disagreement:
    “B***h, that’s bulls**t!”

  5. CaptSkubbaon 10 Oct 2008 at 10:15 am edit this

    The guy that said “That was me!” whose name is Steve…..the guy on the detention sheet’s name is Richard. you fucking idiot.

  6. Richard Aon 10 Oct 2008 at 10:22 am edit this

    that was me !!
    FTW

  7. GL3NKon 10 Oct 2008 at 10:32 am edit this

    Eleven years old? It’s a sad world.

  8. DroppingDeuceson 10 Oct 2008 at 10:56 am edit this

    To GL3NK, it was 11th grade, not 11 years old. Learn to read!

  9. Batmanon 10 Oct 2008 at 10:56 am edit this

    GL3NK,

    He’s in 11th grade…so probably 16 or 17 years old…reading comprehension ftw

  10. LOLZon 10 Oct 2008 at 10:57 am edit this

    @ GL3NK

    Not eleven years old, in eleventh grade. GG.

  11. Weson 10 Oct 2008 at 11:02 am edit this

    @GL3NK

    Grade 11 does not = 11 years old…

  12. Jimmy Tangoon 10 Oct 2008 at 11:04 am edit this

    @GL3NK: The field label is “Grade”, not age… the kid is in *grade* 11. Probably about 16 years old. But you’re right, it is a sad world…people can’t read, these days.

  13. Edon 10 Oct 2008 at 11:06 am edit this

    Fake.

    Looks like an 6th grader wrote it.

  14. l2readon 10 Oct 2008 at 11:09 am edit this

    It is a sad world GL3NK, when people posting in forums cannot tell the difference between the words “grade” and “age”.

  15. Rob Fon 10 Oct 2008 at 11:11 am edit this

    it says grade 11 not age 11, that would make Richard 16 or 17.

  16. Rob Aon 10 Oct 2008 at 11:13 am edit this

    “Eleven years old? It’s a sad world.”

    Moron, it’s 11th grade, not 11 years old. They’re usually 17-18 years old. If you get in trouble for (without swearing) quoting a TV show in your Junior year you clearly go to a backwater hick-inbred school and should probably leave before you start to think Bush was a good thing for this country.

  17. Dwight Schruteon 10 Oct 2008 at 11:28 am edit this

    “Eleven years old? It’s a sad world.”

    It says “Grade” not “Age”.

  18. RichAvison 10 Oct 2008 at 12:09 pm edit this

    All that for a 11 year old???? Chill out..

    By the way: IT WAS ME!!!REALLY!!!

  19. Kevin K.on 10 Oct 2008 at 12:14 pm edit this

    (linkback) Funny or Foul? A detention slip for a smart alec remark an 11th grader made [VOTE] - http://www.thriveorfail.com/dd778

  20. ur momon 10 Oct 2008 at 12:15 pm edit this

    GL3NK, you got slammed… oh snap! This note sounds like the principal from Billy Madison wrote it. Man, that was an awesome note he got… who remembers that one?

    btw, GL3NK, the punk was in 11th grade. Respects!

  21. michaelnolanon 10 Oct 2008 at 12:32 pm edit this

    I wish I could tell you how many memories this post sent flooding back to me… brought a tear to my eyes it did.

    Michael from Frugal Living Today

  22. come on peopleon 10 Oct 2008 at 2:00 pm edit this

    I think that GL3NK only needs one person to tell them that they made a MISTAKE(something all of us humans do), and not everyone needs to put in their two cents calling names and what not. I love how people jump at the chance to make someone feel low, you people are just so cool. I bet you’re all completely perfect too… never misread or screwed up anything in your lives huh? Bravo ;)

  23. dianaeon 10 Oct 2008 at 2:57 pm edit this

    How funny that the paper is all crumpled up too.

    -Diana
    http://single.today.com

  24. Ryanon 10 Oct 2008 at 4:27 pm edit this

    Dude this is perfect. You need to put it on NBC’s The Office website. I bet my wife would love to put me in detention for saying that all the time.

  25. gh0ston 10 Oct 2008 at 4:48 pm edit this

    Ok…I had to be the one poster with an IQ in the double digits with a sense of humor above 3rd grade and say,

    “No…its really not that funny.”

    When my buddies and I hang out and say this, big funny.

    When it is said at work, in school, or in some other SOCIAL (you do remember that there are other people on this planet *other* than thee, right?) situation, it is NOT funny.

    And just on the pure humor level…really? I mean, REALLY? You guys still chuckle everytime someone says this? My social group of guys has an accumulated IQ of about 20 and a combined mental age somewhere between 8 and 12 years old and even we have grown tired of this. Definately not going to say “Classic!”…unless by classic you mean, really-really old, tired, worn out and not that witty or thoughtful, well then: Classic!

  26. The Arguson 10 Oct 2008 at 6:55 pm edit this

    Reminds me of my “bad old days”, even got suspended from pre-school!! Problem is he’ll have a misguided belief that this stuff will have value later in life. This is the kind of stuff that made me hate schooling.

    Good Job FAPIPO

    Http://theargus.today.com

  27. JD Weston 10 Oct 2008 at 8:37 pm edit this

    LMFAO, idk how many of those i’ve gotten by with, my personal favorite…

    Location=autoshop
    Phrase=”i don’t think i got enough jack to get it up”
    (talking about a car jack that was too small to lift the car.)

  28. SickSadWorldon 11 Oct 2008 at 11:06 am edit this

    Richard Avis = Sarcastic/Funny kid, Nice job :)

    ===============================
    CaptSkubba = I started typing a paragraph or two about how moronic you are, then realized I could put it into a sentence.

    CaptSkubba, on October 10th, 2008 at 10:15am Said:

    The guy that said “That was me!” whose name is Steve…..the guy on the detention sheet’s name is Richard. you fucking idiot.

  29. Davidon 11 Oct 2008 at 10:01 pm edit this

    I also find it kinda hard to be funny. Is “she” the teacher? If so, what was the teacher talking about and how did she know it was a pun? Or was “she” another student (pointing at the female student)?

    The handwriting looks bad, like it’s been written by a teenage boy. It still could be real; just saying the handwriting is juvenile.

  30. blondiewriteson 12 Oct 2008 at 5:19 pm edit this

    I guess writing about gay issues that plague soceity has did something to my humor. I cannot believe that a kid would get detention for that. That teacher should be happy she never had me in school. I was always saying things that made people laugh, but it was alot worst than what he said.

  31. chatobstewarton 13 Oct 2008 at 12:34 am edit this

    I wish I had my old school detention slips… I know one of them was so funny the principal put it on his wall for every one to read.

    chato
    http://mentalhealthhumor.today.com/

  32. Daveon 19 Oct 2008 at 3:39 am edit this

    man… i would’ve done that…

  33. gl3nkon 26 Oct 2008 at 9:27 am edit this

    9..11.. 16… Does the age matter?? Douche.

  34. gl3nkon 26 Oct 2008 at 9:31 am edit this

    @ur mom

    Slammed? By a some shit talker(s) who hides behind a keyboard? Don’t think so. Snap, Crackle, …and pop.

  35. Willy Brown Ballson 28 Oct 2008 at 7:27 pm edit this

    Shouldn’t it be “that’s what she said lastnight”? That’s the way i always say it anyway.

  36. Ed alsoon 28 Oct 2008 at 8:35 pm edit this

    @ed #21

    looks like your a 6th grader too

    ‘looks like an 6th grader wrote it’ nice English

  37. Tinaon 28 Oct 2008 at 11:28 pm edit this

    I’m a 48 yr old woman and I say that all the time..It’s one of the funniest things to say !! Good for the kid for saying it, bad for getting in trouble for it. I’ve heard kids say so much worse.

  38. Boob Biteron 10 Nov 2008 at 7:53 am edit this

    hahahahahaha………

  39. yafion 05 Jan 2009 at 8:28 am edit this

    11 graders (who should know better) who overuse sexual innuendo during class in a disruptive manner(seemingly repeatedly) should not only get detention but have their mouths washed out with soap, like those fucking cunt licking nuns did to us…

  40. martinon 14 Jan 2009 at 1:25 am edit this

    This is an interesting find. The teacher says “these inappropriate comments are made too often.” Seems to mean she’s heard it over and over before. She let the guy get the laugh a couple of times and, if like most teachers, some sort of warning, nailed him on it for 45 minutes. Fair cop. He said it one more time. He paid. She probably laughed but still…tweet.

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